Marketing For Dummies

For you that confuse what is marketing? Then you can learn it by reading this short words.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ‘He’s very rich. Marry him.’
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, ‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich ‘Will you marry me?’
That’s Public! Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, ‘You are very rich, I want to marry you.’
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, ‘I’m rich. Marry me’
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback.

That’s all i hope you understand.

source : my friend

6 thoughts on “Marketing For Dummies”

  1. “you’ve been standing in line in front of a girl’s house
    but before you’re able to meet her, someone say that she’s not at home
    then he offer you a hand to make her want to meet you this night
    and of course, he ask you to pay him double”

    that’s calo 😀

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